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This is based off of the song "Take a letter, Miss Jones" Briefing: My dear [Title] [Surname], we'd like to thank you for many years of splendid service, yet due to the world's situation (the shrinking pound, the global slump, and the price of oil) we're afraid we must fire you, for we no longer require you. I'm afraid it's a sign of the times, [Title] [Surname], a most miserable sign of the times.